First off I'm not the typical south city Hoosier. I'm the atypical south city Hoosier. I have the philosophy that I'll mind my business and you mind yours. I'm not going to come over and check out your new mower or fancy propane grill. Nor will I ask you to help me at all, with anything ever......ever. It's the social contract I signed when I was born. For the 18 months I've lived at the 109 Lair (PUA HOUSE) all was well. I had successfully dodged my neighbors and stayed out of any street "teamwork bs" they had in store.
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A wrench has been thrown into my sweet plans. Four months ago a seemingly sweet innocent smoking hottie moved in across the street. Great right.....wrong! For some reason this dummy feels the need to park in front of my crib everyday. I park in back in my garage #blessed but that's besides the point, park in front of your house skank, goddamn. She does have Illinois plates and I know the water over there leads to many debilitating pre-natal conditions, but goddamn have some common sense. She was outside for weeks gardening like a Mexican so I guess she wants to show off her front lawn. I say show off your bush and more people will respect, rather than your fucking landscaping. I have stood at my door and watched her park in front of my pad. I stood there looking super creepy...like really fucking creepy and it has no effect on her.
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So Trip I guess you'll have to move, you can't handle this.....wrong! Plan B (also the breakfest I serve at my place in the morning) I'm gonna FLIP the SCRIPT. You guessed it the D-Whip will be getting washed and waxed in front of her place everyday this week. Now who wants to come over and wash my car only smokin cali dime pieces need apply @tripdstl
